Catacombs of Terror! by Stanley Donwood

Written as fast as possible during one gloomy winter month in England, ‘Catacombs of Terror!’ is unashamedly cheap thrilling trash. The pace doesn’t let up for a second, and when you’ve read it you’ll immediately want to, er, go to the pub or something. Stanley Donwood read the worst novels he could find to research the writing style for this one, and wasn’t satisfied until he’d packed in more cliches, more swearing, more unbelievable plot twists than EVER before.

One hundred and forty-four pages of unmitigated pulp trash! Printed on 100% watermarked cannabis-content hemp paper! A cover with the words ‘GUNS! DRUGS! PIGS!’ written on it! More swearing than could ever have been necessary! Full-on action-packed hardboiled pageturning thrills! Tunnel-dwelling flesh-eating pigs hungry for human meat! Unputdownable blockbusting relentlessly depraved prose! Global conspirators who stop at nothing! And a sacrificial victim tied to an altar of DOOM! Paperback for 13 or hardback for 26! Bargain!

YOU WONT BE ABLE TO STOP READING THIS ONE! POSSIBLY.

Published on 8th August 2002 by Hedonist Books, 103 Walcot Street, Walcot, Nr. Bath, Somerset. Advance Orders should be emailed to: stuff@waste.uk.com, Orders after 8th August: waste.uk.com. Read more at: slowlydownward.com


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