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Well it’s been really nice not knowing you
Thank God we never met
A man for all seasons, well that’s a laff
Cause you’re about as last season as they get

Tilting at landfills in a climate of change
You ain’t no Sancho Panza, this ain’t no home on the range
With message board shallows and other such inconsequentials
All shiny surface but lacking in the essentials

So give a girl a mask and she’ll tell you the truth
That cuts right through from the foundations to the roof
Just so ahead of the game, I was here before I arrived
And given the untimely paradox, it’s a miracle that I survived

So how dare you cast aspersions on my upstanding character
You’ve sunk so low that I just can’t find the right nomenclature
To adequately describe the multiple dimensions of your spite
So I’ll borrow a biro from Biffy Clyro, put pen to paper and write

About how you bring to mind so much cheap TV science fiction
Bleaks 7 and The Infernal Eternals, armed with your gloomy predictions
With your fake plastic spaceship and your poor old hapless crew
Cruising around all 9 levels of hell whilst taking in the view

So how about this for a major corporeal shake up
All smoke and mirrors and maybe some Maybelline make up
I’m no more than a highly polished reflector, holding a looking glass up to you
So if you don’t like what you see in me, then you’ll know exactly what to do

And lucky for you that I’m not one for bearing grudges
Or for letting foolish pride stand in the way
So let’s turn the page and simply press erase
Now is a present so come let’s seize the day

Forgiveness is the highest form of Justice
A basic requirement for balancing the scales
And love and compassion for our friends and foes alike
Provides the wind beneath our sails

1emc 30/01/08

All Hail Radiohead!!!